Category Archives: Ridiculous Gibberish

Walt Who?

…Is better than a mail man “You never seen misery? Seriously? On the other hand visibly. You might know my neighbor Walt? Walt who? Disseney? Disseney? Yeah, Disseney!” Coke, cakes, pot pies…


- Cam’ron (Never Ever) listen

If your breath smells like mine

….haters talk it like my buzz isn’t enough promotion “I just lost a Gucci sandal in the fucking ocean…. damn!” I guess the problems of a teen star…

- Drake (More Milli) listen

For Who? Who? Us. Us? Us! Yes Sir!

….C’mon and raise up “This one’s for you! Uh-huh. This one’s for who? Who? Us. Us? Us! Yes Sir! Who am I?…. Petey Pab motherfucker!” First to put it down…


- Petey Pablo (Raise Up) listen

About three Kim’s (WHAT?)

….haters talk it like my buzz isn’t enough promotion “I just lost a Gucci sandal in the fucking ocean…. damn!” I guess the problems of a teen star…

- Drake (More Milli) listen

Shhh… there’s rappers sleeping in my kitchen

….I’m patient, for my patient “There’s a meeting in my kitchen. shhh, there’s rappers sleeping in my kitchen… young money creatures” kill your sweet ass then eat’cha…


- Lil’ Wayne (Sacrifice) listen

Skeet Skeet Motherfucker

…. Till the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS) To all these bitches crawl (crawl)“To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got dam)” Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she fuck that…


- Ying Yang Twins (Get Low) listen

Um pardon me, my bad

…Yo fuck that, I’m gon’ check these nigga’s Fuck that, fuck that. What you said? Speak up, I can’t hear ya. Oh, thought you was talkin’ to us, um pardon me, my bad” I shoulda known…

- Lil’ Kim (Real Niggas) listen

Recession is just a figure of speech

…. “Recession is just a figure of speech”


- Jim Jones (Plenty Money) listen

With stockings and tunafish

….haters talk it like my buzz isn’t enough promotion “I just lost a Gucci sandal in the fucking ocean…. damn!” I guess the problems of a teen star…

- Drake (More Milli) listen

The word fake tries to hate

…jumps outta the dictionary like I’m in love “Keep it so real the word fake tries to hate and jumps outta the dictionary like you gon get beat up” Showing naked well you already guessed….

- Chamillionaire (Money Already Made) listen

Same color as beef stew

…we can’t believe you “Me who? please boo, landin’ in that G2. Same color as beef stew. favorite letters: GQ That’s me, true. peach blue, hebrew” Lawyer on my side…

- Cam’ron (Lord You Know) listen

German Shepherd Motherfucker

…I’m effervescent and I’m off that crescent “Nastier than a full grown German Shepherd motherfucker keep steppin’” They don’t fuck with me and they don’t…


- Mystikal (Shake Ya Ass) listen