Category Archives: Quotable

But that was only gonorrhea

…be like, “Warriors! Come out and playiyay!” “Burn me, I get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea Dirty, I keep shit stinks in my drawers” So I can get fzza-funky for yah…

- O’l Dirty Bastard (Shame on a nigga) listen

Um pardon me, my bad

…Yo fuck that, I’m gon’ check these nigga’s Fuck that, fuck that. What you said? Speak up, I can’t hear ya. Oh, thought you was talkin’ to us, um pardon me, my bad” I shoulda known…

- Lil’ Kim (Real Niggas) listen

Recession is just a figure of speech

…. “Recession is just a figure of speech”


- Jim Jones (Plenty Money) listen

What’s That Movie?

Astonishing as greek mythology“Body be just like a girl in uh..
What’s that movie? nevermind”
Let me enter your atmosphere


- Twista (Wetter) listen

Got a chick named Superhead

….I’m packing four fours “Blowing on the endo Game Cube Nintendo” five percent tint so you can’t see up in my window…


- Slim Thug (Still Tippin’) listen

My dick goes to yoga

…your dick got touched by your uncle“My dick goes to yoga. Your dick… fruit roll-up. My dick grade-A beef. Your dick…. Mayday geek”My dick sick and dangerous…


- Mickey Avalon (My Dick) listen

Rules… Stupid old things

…yeah tell me who controls kings “I don’t follow rules… stupid old things” I’m riding through the city in the coupe with those wings….

- Drake (It’s Been a Pleasure) listen

Two words, Fuck you Pay me

….two words, Chi town, raised me, crazy “I live by two words, Fuck you Pay me” screamin, Jesus save me….


- Kanye West (Two Words) listen

Girls Pee Pee When They See Me

…And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi. “Girls pee pee when they see me. Navajos creep me in they tee pee.” As I lay down laws like Alan Coppet…

- The Notorious B.I.G. (One More Chance) listen

With stockings and tunafish

….haters talk it like my buzz isn’t enough promotion “I just lost a Gucci sandal in the fucking ocean…. damn!” I guess the problems of a teen star…

- Drake (More Milli) listen

E-mail Jesus

…this shit is hysterical By my nephews and nieces, “I will email Jesus Tell him forward to Moses and CC Allah” Mr. Soul Survivor, guess that make me a Konvict….

- Young Jeezy (My President is Black) listen

The word fake tries to hate

…jumps outta the dictionary like I’m in love “Keep it so real the word fake tries to hate and jumps outta the dictionary like you gon get beat up” Showing naked well you already guessed….

- Chamillionaire (Money Already Made) listen

Down syndrome money

…you know a nigga been home honey “Money fuckin’ retarded, call it down syndrome money” my case sick shit, they diagnose sickle cell brain..

- Busta Rhymes (La La) listen

You ain’t cuz you not

This is why This is why I’m hot “This is why I’m hot…. I’m hot cuz I’m fly, You ain’t cuz you’re not” This is why I’m hot. I don’t gotta rap

- Mims (This is why I’m Hot) listen

I got iodine poisoning

…keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp. “We eat so many shrimp I got iodine poisoning” Fuck niggas make me sick with all that pinchin’ and bargaining…

- Pimp C (Sippin’ on Some Syrup) listen

Oprah Crumbs

…the coke gon’ come “Open up a drum, I’m eatin’ Oprah crumbs. Got poor credit, got whore debit.” Walk in the 40-40 I’ma score…

- Rick Ross (Cross That Line) listen

Grandma’s Kitchen

…show me where the stove at, “get a jar, some baking soda, nigga hold that, the world is my grandma’s kitchen, time to cook crack.” The Dope Boys in the building…


- The Game (Dope Boys) listen

Just lost a Gucci sandal in the fucking ocean

….haters talk it like my buzz isn’t enough promotion “I just lost a Gucci sandal in the fucking ocean…. damn!” I guess the problems of a teen star…

- Drake (More Milli) listen

Chinese, or even Asian

…hey, I’m a balla for real. oh, oh, oh “I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian” Don’t matter what colour on this occasion, fo sho….

- Chingy (Balla Baby) listen

Grocery Bag

…no stevie wonder “she wont ever wonder cause she knows she bad and i gotta nigga…. grocery bag” okay, baby, I be stuck….

- Gudda Gudda (Bedrock) listen